Veteran copy editor John McIntyre is my new crush, and his blog You Don’t Say is now among my favorites. However, he broke my heart yesterday with the following:

anxious/eager, compare to/compare with, entitled/titled, hanged/hung, healthy/healthful, loan/lend, verbal/oral. People cannot be substituted for persons; no one can sustain an injury; transpire is not synonymous with occur. If you have been bothering yourself over these matters, I urge you to consult Ms. Freeman’s commentary on these entries for a succinct account of how you have been wasting valuable time.

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If you as an editor or manager have the authority to set yourself up as a tinpot despot on usage (as I was for many years), put this book before you and learn humility.

Sob! I hope I was never a despot, but you will pry hanged/hung out of my cold dead fingers.

EDITED TO ADD: If editing humor tickles you, follow FakeAPStylebook on Twitter. E.g.: “Use ‘bat-shit’ as modifier, ‘bat shit’ for guano, and ‘Batshit’ as generic term for the contents of Batman’s utility belt.”