I got home and took off my shoes and jacket, and put on my slippers and the sweater I wear in the house in the winter. And then it hit me: I’ve turned into Mr. Rogers.

I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favor to men of skill; but middle age happeneth to us all.