Disposition of the 77 applications for official protests during the Beijing Olympics:

Beijing’s public security bureau said 74 applications were “withdrawn”, two were “suspended” and one was “vetoed”.

Cue Dana Carvey’s Church Lady: How conveeeenient!

EDITED TO ADD: Wow, you can get in trouble in China just for ASKING whether you can protest. Even if you’re a 79-year-old woman.